Police Officer Responds to "Cow Fell Out Of Truck" Call, Finds Himself Wrangling Cattle

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    Text - North Ridgeville Police Department POLICE 47 mins. As I'm getting into my cruiser this afternoon I hear Officer John Metzo tell dispatch that he's out on a call that he was dispatched to. "Good luck" was her reply. "Good luck?" I say. "That's weird" My interest piqued, I open the call screen. The call location is Root Rd. Just North of Lorain Rd. "A cow fell out of a truck" Wait. What? I'm enroute. I am soooo enroute. I arrive on scene and this is exactly as reported. Apparently a truck w
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    Text - came said cow. Unscathed, and making a concerted effort at freedom. Officer Ryan Jones is now there and they are trying to corral the fastest cow I've ever seen, though in fairness, my experience with cows is quite limited. We go left, she goes right. We go right, she goes left. She manages to get across Root Rd with three cruisers trying to corral her before she fights a Subaru. We chase her straight into the open garage of Worcester's. End game. As we're congratulating ourselves on bein
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    Text - decision to make, and he chooses ninja warrior over the other. He sprints up the embankment, heads her off, and talks her out of being murdered by a semi. Long story short, we are able to corral her while driving our trusty steeds....well, Police Interceptors, through a really nice and understanding farmer's soybean field. (Sorry again) The owner shows up and immediately lets two more cows loose, which seems like an absolutely horrible idea, though again reference our lack of cow herding
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    Text - Moodini. I literally could not have made that up if I wanted to and it is absolutely fitting. Anyway, Moodini is back where she belongs. Nothing is hurt, cars, cows, or people, and the citizens can once again sleep peacefully knowing they will not be trampled to death by a cow while checking their mail All in a days work. Rest easy citizens. Rest easy ncid Cal me Narrative a cow fell out of a truck 243 Comments 778 Shares b1.3K
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